If you haven't already heard, Germany has tonight won the 2014 FIFA World Cup and Germans everywhere are losing their shit (which explains my blurry photos. Germans get really jumpy when they're happy). Despite the rain, everyone over here is celebrating. Many people are probably gonna be getting laid tonight. Hell, I might even get laid tonight. It's a win-win situation. Unless Argentina was your team, in which case TOOOOOOO BAD YOU LOST (that was in poor taste, wasn't it?).
Congratulations, Germany (and for that matter, well done Argentina too). Germany played well and finally made Joachim Löw smile, which I imagine isn't the easiest thing to do. WORLD CHAAAAMPIIIIIIONS.
Also, I hope Schweinsteiger's face gets better. He almost looks like someone who could play rugby now, almost.